Business Daffynitions

Business Daffynitions: HUMOR from the WORKPLACE is a witty and insightful approach to defining the words we use every day in our jobs. You'll smile at Joe's 'meaning behind the meaning' and recognize real life examples of bosses and colleagues who say one thing when you know they mean something else.

This entertaining gift book is the world's first antidote to buzzwords, paradigms and corporatespeak. Business Daffynitions will help you to interpret workplace gibberish and corporate balderdash, using laughter to alleviate the daily stresses of the workaday world.

Sample Daffynitions from the book:

Happiness: seeing your boss's face on the side of a milk carton.

Deadline: an arbitrary moment responsible for creating the fine line between a paycheck and a pink slip.

Life: coming into the world with nothing, leaving with nothing and, in between, giving everything to the IRS.

Perspective: having customers who love you and a boss who hates you.

Job: a place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting.

Donuts: the only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.

Paycheck: the only thing you really wanted when you thought you wanted a career.

Silent: how you should remain when your boss says, "Now correct me if I'm wrong..."

Underachiever: an employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve.

Passion: a persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable.

Motivation: developing a healthier defeatist attitude than your co-workers.

Copyright 2005 Joe Heuer

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